Deceptacons!!!!

Megatron, Shockwave, and Laserbeak aren't the only Decepticons in our universe. Women have formed our own form of deception, hence the the term Decept-a-cons

Men are in outrage of the trickery, but they don't understand the work we go through to look GOOOOD!! for them, so how dare they be upset.

I hear this list all the time of the Deception...

• False eyelashes
• Padded bra that adds 2 cub sizes
• Spanx
• Girdle 
• Make-up
• Weave
• Butt pads
• Leggins -sometimes
• Hip pads
• Fake nails
• Colored contacts

That's just 10, I'm sure the list is larger but I don't want to give to much away. My message to men...GET OVER IT!!!!