I'll start by saying Mr. Nebraska thinks doggie paddling is equivalent to treading water!!
The Story:
In Jamaica there is an ocean water park with a huge slide and other ocean water activities. Our friends Joe and Tiffany are with us celebrating their honeymoon and we decided to travel across the pond (ocean) to get a floatation device. Wes decides to follow me with his doggie paddle technique, then mid paddle Mr. NE says to self, "self I quit, goodbye world!" HE STARTS TO DROWN!!
It took three Jamaicans and Joe to save him and save our marriage!! Total 4 People
I'm not finished....
We went snorkeling in the wavy ocean and Mr. NE decided to go in the wrong direction. The natives didn't jump in this time but instead threw him a raft and pulled him in!!
Lesson of the day: Doggie Paddling is NOT treading water and won't work in the OCEAN!!
Wes, come to the family house and learn to swim, that's just ridiculous LOL
ReplyDeleteI promise you that it's not that ridiculous!!! pool swimming is way different from ocean swimming. I was freestyle swimming until I got tired and decided to doggy paddle, which didn't work.
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