Can a sista get a phone call?!

3 things today that ALMOST caused me to lose my righteousness...


1. What's really good??????
               I have come in contact with three different photographers. Two would be free and the 3rd on the discount. However, NONE and I mean none of them have contacted me back. 

• Photo man numero uno..aka the unknown middle of know where photo. He is someone I was referred to from a lady I meant. Her words, "my guy will do your photos for free and he is so good!' I call the unknown and receive a text back stating "lets do some photos for you to get better acquainted." A week and days later, nothing...
• The craiglist photo. 2 emails and lots of excitement later...nothing
• 'I'm paying you photo' 2 phone calls/VM/text/email.....nothing

What's really good photographers???

2. I'm not losing weight 

           I have been on Insanity for a month and ate their  no bueno food. Needless to say I am mean and hungry. Not a good combo, ask Wes. I'm convinced someone has switched my diet pills to weight gaining supplements because ellos son el diablo!! I"m not losing weight nor gaining weight and I want a refund lol. 

Come on workouts I'm 1.7 points away from being obese!! My target bmi is between 17-23 do the math

3. Indian givers

       ~ is an expression used to describe a person who gives a gift (literal or figurative) and later wants it back, or something equivalent in return.

These people told me I had the job renting apartments and to come back later in the week to fill out paper work. Later in the week came and went, so I called. "oh I've been so busy, next week"

Next week comes I call:

 IG: Hey nice hearing from you

 Me: When can I come to fill out the paper work?

IG: oh so, I made a decision about that....

~insert long pause~

Me: ok, and...

IG: oh i just made a decision

Me: and...what you hired someone else?!?!

IG: uh sorry!!

~hangs ups~

How are you the boss but can't give it to me straight. Pours wine!!

Update: Needless to say I have heard back from everyone, and it's all good in the hood of Judeaville the movie!! Thanks guys having a moment

xoxoxo God Bless